Yes, Mom and Dad, what kid doesn't want his/her own bolt action, rat-a-tat, multi shot, submachine gun and/or hand gun to protect themselves in school and at the mall or movies against some gun toting maniac.
Because, let's face it, these killers are everywhere. Having armed guards at the school is not going to stop the carnage. Only armed children will be able to protect themselves by killing the killers.
Asked if he'd feel comfortable sending his own tykes out packing heat, the NRA president said, "Hell yeah, I would. If we don't get guns into their hands when they're young, they might turn into liberal peaceniks or something. What kinda country would that be to live in?"
This is a real baby with real guns. And here's the story:
Baby Issued Permit to Carry a Gun
Bubba Ludwig just made history and he can't even
walk yet. Bubba, whose real name is Howard David Ludwig, is the first 10
month old to be issued a firearm owner's license.
Bubba can't walk yet, or talk or sign his own name,
yet, by law, he can own a firearm. Bubba's father, Howard Ludwig,
applied for the card for his son as a joke. He applied for the card,
paid the fee, listed his sons height and weight thinking there would be
no way that this would actually be approved.
The whole thing started when the baby's grandfather purchased him a 12 guage Beretta shotgun as a gift.
While most people give rattles, toys or even clothes, this seemed just
more... appropriate. It takes a lot of thought to match the right
firearm with the right infant.
The family says that the shotgun is going to be held by Bubba's father
until he is at least 14, truly an appropriate age for a child to be
wielding a weapon that, when fired at in close proximity to, say a human
leg, can literally blow the leg off the body.
Way to think on your feet dad.