So, in today's Chronicle, Debra Saunders got it half-right. Her column concerned dunderheaded Missouri Senate candidate Todd Akin and his (as Saunders put it) "inglorious answer: 'From what I understand from doctors, that's really rare. If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. But let's assume that maybe that didn't work or something: You know, I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be of the rapist and not attacking the child.'"
Truly awful, anti-woman, anti-science, inhumane and really, really stupid. When he tried to backtrack, he just made it worse, revealing incredible ignorance and misogyny. Again in Saunders' words, his lame apology and stated empathy for women who are raped was "Too late. I think voters know exactly what Akin thinks of rape victims: If they get pregnant, they wanted it."
So far so good, right? But wait, there's more, as they say on the infomercials for spray on hair and slice and dice-o-matics. Debra Saunders cannot miss an opportunity to stick it to Democrats, and she gets in her jabs here.
After making disparaging remarks about Obama, Barbara Boxer and Akin's opponent in the Senate race, sitting Senator Claire McCaskill, she says: "The so-called Republican "war on women" is a crock - a cynical ploy to gin up the Dems' distaff base." say what? Didn't you hear what you just said this creep Akin said? If that's not fueling the Republican war on women, what is it? He said that because there IS a war on women and he's just a less articulate soldier than his fellow Reps who are busy gutting abortion rights, defunding Planned Parenthood and even trying to take away birth control options.
If it walks and quacks and so forth, it is one genuine Baby Huey. A big duck bill raspberry for Debra Saunders today.